Why Eddie Rocks, Part 2

On the news today the newscaster introduced the next story with this teaser: "Who lives longer: women with children or women without?" I had to chuckle under my breath. Me: Gee, let me guess. Ed: Women with children, of course. Me: You think so? Why? Ed: Well, because if the kids are good kids they'll take care of their moms so they can live longer. Right? Me: Of course. You are totally right. (And by the way, according to this study women with kids DO live longer, as long as they don't have over five. Who knew?)