Man Smell

My friend FINALLY used one of the purfume samples out of a Real Simple, because of my last post. Unfortunately, it happened to be the new Ralph Lauren For Men, and it spawned an argument between she and her husband about 'who she'd been spending time with.' On top of that, she'll be getting shit from me, because now I'm using SECOND HAND perfume samples, waxy paper all sucked dry of it's lovely man scent, already rubbed against a foreign wrist like a dirty whore. AND she neglected to buy a pack of Pull Ups at CVS that were on sale, down to the ultra low clearance price of 4 cents a Pull Up. It's the kind of sale that only happens once in a lifetime, and she passed it up. Having two toddlers potty training, few events are more devistating than passing up Pull Ups at 90% off, diapers that normally sell at prices similar to cotton filled gold. Of course, it's only Wednesday. Perhaps her week will make a turn for the better before Friday!